More Top Tens
We love you guys! Please keep the Top Ten lists coming. Oh, my goodness, they are the funniest confessions on the internet.(I think my granny sent in today's submission.) Without further ado:
Top Ten Reasons Only Jesus Could Love Me, and everyone else has their doubts:
10. I empty the cheese biscuit basket from Red Lobster into my purse and reorder.
9. Sometimes I serve guests regular coffee, while assuring them it's decaf.
8. I buy peppermint patties at the supermarket and eat them in the car on the way home, so Idon't have to share with the kids and husband.
7. I have used canned catfood in a tuna casserole in order to stretch the servings to cover unexpected dinner guests. (Shhhh. That one is nasty, but don't judge.)
6. I once dated a plumber.
5. I have been QVC-free for eleven years; okay, ten months really.
4. I have gone to 12 Step meetings to meet new, interesting friends (but have no addiction myself).
3. If you have ever received a birthday present from me, it's a regift.
2. I only accept text messages and emails, so you must give up your dream of ever having me call you back.
1. I eat Dunkin Donuts while watching "The Biggest Loser" on TV, and enjoy them thoroughly.
--Name withheld by request, Boca Raton
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