Can't Make This Stuff Up

One of CGP's pre-celebrity "celebrity endorsement deals" is with Zach, General Manager of the local Beef Jerky Outlet. When I say "celebrity endorsement deals," I mean we are allowed to have our pictures made with his t-shirts and can post them on the website and on Facebook.

Also, we can venture in at will and ogle his ostrich party stix without getting the boot.

That said, let's turn our collective attention to Zack's BJO business card. In the space of a standard 2" x 3"(ish) business card, the following information is proudly proclaimed:

1. "Adjacent to the Harley Davidson Store"
2. Over 200 Varieties of Jerky
3. Samples!
4. Domain address is dojerky.com .

We at CGP are not sure how to process all of this. On the one hand, it is refreshing that Zack and Lisa are friendly to eccentrics, and thus fond of us. On the other hand, CGP are dedicated cat codependents (you knew this, move on), and we feel kind of dirty around some of their t-shirts.

Also, our children like the peanut butter sold at the jerky outlet. Go figure.

We are not sure if the very existence of this store is "good for our sobriety." We'll get back to you on that. Pictures at eleven.

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