Thursday, May 28, 2009

Follow Us on Twitter!

Our goal on Twitter is to build community, not sell product. @CafeGirlsPress on Twitter is about professionals in the media business helping and interfacing with other professionals.

To that end, we will post links to freelance jobs, focus groups, and other passive revenue streaming opportunities, as well as introduce you to other people in your field.

@CafeGirlsPress is G or PG rated; please nothing profane. We try to moderate the thread to weed out spam and obscenity, but if something gets by please let us know.

Not familiar yet with Twitter? here's how:

1. www.Twitter.com
2. Create new user account.
3. Follow @CafeGirlsPress.

If you like what we're doing, please post @CafeGirlsPress with a #followfriday on Fridays. This will help us generate new followers and more opportunities for you to learn and earn.

God bless,
The Cross-Eyed Cafe servers

Friday, May 15, 2009

More Top Tens

We love you guys! Please keep the Top Ten lists coming. Oh, my goodness, they are the funniest confessions on the internet.(I think my granny sent in today's submission.) Without further ado:

Top Ten Reasons Only Jesus Could Love Me, and everyone else has their doubts:

10. I empty the cheese biscuit basket from Red Lobster into my purse and reorder.
9. Sometimes I serve guests regular coffee, while assuring them it's decaf.
8. I buy peppermint patties at the supermarket and eat them in the car on the way home, so Idon't have to share with the kids and husband.
7. I have used canned catfood in a tuna casserole in order to stretch the servings to cover unexpected dinner guests. (Shhhh. That one is nasty, but don't judge.)
6. I once dated a plumber.
5. I have been QVC-free for eleven years; okay, ten months really.
4. I have gone to 12 Step meetings to meet new, interesting friends (but have no addiction myself).
3. If you have ever received a birthday present from me, it's a regift.
2. I only accept text messages and emails, so you must give up your dream of ever having me call you back.
1. I eat Dunkin Donuts while watching "The Biggest Loser" on TV, and enjoy them thoroughly.

--Name withheld by request, Boca Raton